De-Motivational Mondays

Its Monday and time for a bit of motivation...Um....De-Motivation. yeah, thats more like it.

I was at the grocery store today and out front of the store was a troop of cute little girl scouts selling yummy Thin Mints and Tag-a-longs. Yay for cookies. I love Girl Scout cookies. Buying Girl Scout cookies is for a good cause actually. It helps the Girl Scout organization as a whole and it helps the girls with social skills and the pride of helping themselves and their troop.

Now if you ever thought of passing these cute little girls by...think on this poster a minute.




Now...Go out and buy some fucking cookies.

My New Boyfreind. Marcus Mumford of the Mighty Mustache.

That mustache does things to me. Naughty tingly things. I love my new boyfriend Marcus Mumford of the awesome mustache. We shall be running away to England soon where I shall have all his babies and we shall live happily ever after forever and ever amen. :D

Hes a Rock Star...sort of....Totally talented. But hes a cute fat boy and I love him and were gonna run away together and live in England. :D...I'm not delusional...Nope, not me. Perfectly normal in every way!!!!!

And in ending to this post dear readers......It doesn't matter at all that hes only 24 either.....In fact...Its a plus.